Timon and Pumbaa

      

    Timon: Please don't eat me!
    Pumbaa: Drop 'em!
    Banzai: Hey! Who's the pig?
    Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
    Timon: Uh-oh! They called him the pig.
    Pumbaa: Are you talking to me?
    Timon: Shouldn't have done that.
    Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
    Timon: Now they're in for it!
    Pumbaa: They call me... MR. PIG!!!

Be a Doctor

Steve: Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars?
Debbie: No.
Steve: Because they lie to help people. Like, a doctor wouldn't tell a sick patient, "Too bad, you're gonna die." He would say, "We're doing everything we can." Wouldn't he?
Debbie: Yeah?
Steve: So, pretend you're being a doctor today and tell a doctor's kind of lie. Can you be a doctor for me?
Debbie: Can I be a nurse?
Steve: That's my girl.

Shameless

After Hours

Pepe: Art sure is ugly.

Neil: Shows how much you know about art. The uglier the art, the more it's worth.

Pepe: This must be worth a fortune, man.

After Hours